Hand jobs and blow jobs are called jobs because they’re tedious and dicks are gross. Going down on a girl is called eating out because it’s a privilege.
pearl jam is ruining my life
Yesterday I went clubbing and the dj played ‘The Pretender’ by the Foo Fighters.
The beautiful thing was that, first of all, it wasn’t a rock club. Second of all, you could see this girl (me) wearing a lace dress and silver platforms jumping up and down, screaming the song from the core of her lungs with another guy.
Best night out ever.
(not to mention pizza with fries at 6 am)